Lee Coan wrote this article. One spends his entire existence either covered in grease or drinking beer, the other is Minty from Eastenders…
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Six Nations Shit Lookalikes: Warren Gatland and Minty from Eastenders
February 14th, 2008 · No Comments
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Even Darth Vader can not believe how well Wales are doing in The Six Nations…
February 12th, 2008 · No Comments
Lee Calvert wrote this article. Warning if you’re English, squeamish when it comes to swearing, or likely to urinate yourself if you laugh too hard do not watch this video. Otherwise, click play to get the Jedi master’s take on Wales beating England and making strides towards a grand slam…
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Six Nations shit lookalikes: Lesley Vainikolo and Ralph from The Muppets
February 7th, 2008 · No Comments
newsfeeds@nzherald.co.nz wrote this article. One tickles ivories from Kermit, the other spends far too much time in Gloucester’s KFC…
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Tags: Six Nations · Player Profiles · Wind-ups · ScrumBag News · news · "Humour" · England
Six Nations Captions Comp: what are these birds thinking sat on these French men’s heads?
February 5th, 2008 · No Comments
Lee Coan wrote this article. Four birds + one pint + four slightly smug French faces = caption hilarity. Well it should do, let me know what you think what’s going through the minds of these cheeky blue fellas…
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Tags: ScrumBag News · Six Nations · "Humour" · news · Scotland · France
TV pundit compares Ireland coach Eddie O’Sullivan to Hitler
February 5th, 2008 · No Comments
Lee Coan wrote this article. Despite scraping a win against Italy in The Six Nations, the state of Irish rugby is a baffling mess. A mere sip of the black stuff ago Ireland were arguably the finest side in the northern hemisphere, now they’re struggling.
To be fair, coach Eddie O’Sullivan has been under fire […]
Tags: Six Nations · ScrumBag News · "Humour" · news · Ireland
Gillian “poo sniffer” McKeith to challenge female rugby team’s massive bottoms…
February 5th, 2008 · No Comments
Lee Coan wrote this article. Tonight on Channel Four the brown fingered lady (who used to falsely claim to be a doctor) Gillian McKeith is set to tackle the giant asses of the women of the Pocklington Rugby Club ladies’ team.
In Channel 4’s new slimming show, Supersize Vs Superskinny, Stinky McKeith continues her mission […]
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Lesley Vainikolo’s five daftest moments…
February 1st, 2008 · No Comments
newsfeeds@nzherald.co.nz wrote this article. He’s said to make a colossal impact for England this weekend, but he’s as barking as a brush. Here’s our favourite Vainikoloisms…
1) The time he almost missed a meeting at the British Embassy in London because his wife had told him to go shopping in Oxford Street.
2) The time he […]
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Don’t drink and cook during the Six Nations
January 31st, 2008 · No Comments
Lee Coan wrote this article. Heading into the kitchen when “tightly slipsy” after watching your country lose to France is a terrible, terrible idea. Not only do you end up cooking burnt baked beans on frozen pizza, chance are you’ll also burn your house down. Hence a Wales-wide publicity campaign has been launched today […]
Tags: "Humour" · ScrumBag News · Wind-ups · Six Nations · news · Scotland · England · France · Italy · Wales · Ireland
Further proof Borat mankinis and rugby can mix
January 28th, 2008 · No Comments
newsfeeds@nzherald.co.nz wrote this article. Earlier we published outrage that the Kiwi authorities plan to ban Borat style mankinis from rugby matches.
I think now I know why. Here’s frankly dazzling footage of a French man taunting the Kiwis in a fine Borat mankini example. It was filmed outside the Millenium stadium just before France Vs […]
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Scotland to be sponsored by “Best”, and the irony is not lost us…
January 22nd, 2008 · No Comments
Lee Coan wrote this article. If you were to compare the state of the current Scottish rugby team, with Scottish teams of the past, the word “best” probably wouldn’t come up. No, the navy blue jocks are not, tragically, the best they’ve ever been right now. They’re still a good side, but the best […]
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Scotland to be sponsored by “Best”, and the irony is not lost on us…
January 22nd, 2008 · No Comments
Lee Coan wrote this article. If you were to compare the state of the current Scottish rugby team, with Scottish teams of the past, the word “best” probably wouldn’t come up. No, the navy blue jocks are not, tragically, the best they’ve ever been right now. They’re still a good side, but the best […]
Tags: ScrumBag News · "Humour" · Scotland
Haka hunt: Fat kid with afro gets it all wrong
January 22nd, 2008 · No Comments
newsfeeds@nzherald.co.nz wrote this article. Our search to find the worst attempt at a Haka resumes. Today we’ve unearthed a devilish brute of a fella, with startling hair, and no real ability to dance like a Kiwi warrior. It’s a truly awful Haka.
If you’ve seen, or heaven forbid, done worse, please let me know
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Scrumbag shit lookalikes: Lesley Vainikolo and Diana Ross
January 22nd, 2008 · No Comments
Lee Coan wrote this article. Well, have you ever seen them in the same room?
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Haka hunt: bloke in Norway grooves like a Kiwi
November 28th, 2007 · No Comments
Lee Coan wrote this article. My search to find the world’s
worst Haka continues. If you and your mates have done a terrible one, let me know
and I’ll post it up here for the globe to giggle at. In the meantime
here’s some bloke in Norway doing one that’s genuinely hard to beat…
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Scrumbag shit lookalikes: Lewis Moody and Watford striker Darius Henderson
November 27th, 2007 · No Comments
Lee Coan wrote this article.
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