newsfeeds@nzherald.co.nz wrote this article.
It probably says a lot about me, but my favourite moment of the Heineken Cup weekend was a man dressed as a camel riding a hovercraft to clear some snow. Brilliantly the camel driven hovercraft cleared the snow in a jiffy, but I have so many questions about the whole […]
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Saracens use hovercraft to clear the Vicarage Road snow before their Ospreys clash…
April 7th, 2008 · No Comments
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Get your grubby hands on the Six Nations trophy…
April 3rd, 2008 · No Comments
newsfeeds@nzherald.co.nz wrote this article. What’s shiny, welsh, has big ears and was recently pawed by Gavin Henson. No, no not Charlotte Church people, it’s the Six Nations trophy. And do you know what, you can get your mits on the thing thanks to some nonsense the WRU are up to.
Yes, the Welsh Rugby Union […]
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Strange man dresses as Gavin Henson’s daughter, then gets on a bus and starts crying…
March 27th, 2008 · No Comments
newsfeeds@nzherald.co.nz wrote this article. While we all know Gavin Henson travels by train (God, it must have been at least a week since we mentioned Henson using a choo-choo as a toilet on Scrumbag) but few knew his young daughter Ruby Henson travels by bus.
Here, a strange Welsh rugby fan (named Leeps) has “dressed […]
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Welsh success is down to love birds Gatland and Edwards spending Valentines night together…
March 19th, 2008 · No Comments
newsfeeds@nzherald.co.nz wrote this article. That Lib Dem MP and the uglier of the two Cheeky Girls - they’re an odd couple. As are Danny Cipriani and the marginally better looking of the two Cheeky Girls. But no couple is odder than Wazza Gatland and his baldy babe Shaun Edwards.
Apparently the pair (neither of whom […]
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Danny Cipriani is really f*cking sorry for f*cking up and f*cking saying f*ck on the BBC…
March 18th, 2008 · No Comments
newsfeeds@nzherald.co.nz wrote this article.
The problem live TV has compared to Scr*mbag is you can’t get away with saying f*ck simply by f*cking sticking a f*cking * where the u should be. Which is why when new golden boy Danny Cupriani said f*ck d*ring Sat*rday’s Six Nations coverage, many posh people spl*ttered their tea […]
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Danny Cipriani used to date a lingerie model who plays the drums like a gorilla and was once said to have been born a man- should Ashton drop him for it?
March 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Lee Coan wrote this article. First drinking orange juice in a nightclub at midnight and now THIS?
Just as you thought Cirpiani was back on the straight and narrow after “orange juice gate” and “starring on MTV in his pants”, this comes out. Apparently Danny used to date a stunning lingerie model Larissa Summers who […]
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Danny Cipriani stars on MTV in his pants - should Ashton drop him for it?
March 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Lee Coan wrote this article.
First drinking orange juice in a nightclub at midnight and now THIS? Surely Ashton has to drop him again. No? The Daily Mail have hunted down these embarrassing pictures that could make Danny “a national laughing stock” (you know what they are… like Ashton).
Just as you thought Cirpiani was […]
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Big fat hairy man in Wales sums up England’s Six Nations woe quite aptly…
March 11th, 2008 · No Comments
newsfeeds@nzherald.co.nz wrote this article. “There’s nothing happening because your Tongan is not getting the ball.” Enough said. Click play for the rest of this very funny and cutting Six Nations summary…
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10 “old fashioned” words for Phil Vickery to describe England’s Six Nations
March 10th, 2008 · No Comments
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After probably the worst England performance since 1980, embarrassed England skipper Phil “Not the TV Chef” Vickery snarled, “Some old-fashioned words have been spoken. I only hope I get a chance to play next week because Brian will make changes.” Changes? With one game left? After it’s all over for […]
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Six Nations shit lookalikes: Naughty Danny Cipriani and a thatched cottage
March 7th, 2008 · No Comments
Lee Coan wrote this article. Never mind all that stuff he’s been up to in night clubs, what’s going on with his hair? Such a bouffant barnet is usrley excuse enough to boot him out of the Six Nations? What ever happened to rugby players having either a number one or (if they’re feeling […]
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Infrared cameras reveal who grassed on Danny Cipriani
March 6th, 2008 · No Comments
newsfeeds@nzherald.co.nz wrote this article. Have we got an exclusive for you. Scrumbag’s miraculous NIGHT-O-VISION® cameras can exclusively reveal just who grassed Danny Cipriani up to Brian Ashton. If you haven’t heard, Cipriani has been booted out of the England squad after going to a night club last night. The original photo of Danny […]
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Scotland hire comedian Franky Boyle to soften the blow of forthcoming England defeat…
March 6th, 2008 · No Comments
newsfeeds@nzherald.co.nz wrote this article. Och! Ginger goggle eyed funster Frankie Boyle has been drafted in to cheer up understandably pessimistic Scotland fans for Saturday’s Six Nations clash with England with a live comedy show. The extremely funny Frankie, who is best known for his appearances on BBC 2’s Mock the Week, will then lead […]
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Ireland Vs Wales: could the Gatland O’Sullivan hatred spill into the Six Nations’ first ever touchline bitch fight?
March 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment
newsfeeds@nzherald.co.nz wrote this article. The brilliant clash between Ireland coach Eddie O’Sullivan and bonkers Wales gaffer Warren Gatland has all but boiled over today. Gatland was controversially axed as Ireland coach in 2001 and replaced by O’Sullivan, the man he originally appointed as his assistant. Now the two are squaring up like two school […]
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What has been your favourite Butler and Moore quote of The Six Nations so far?
March 4th, 2008 · No Comments
Lee Coan wrote this article. It hasn’t been lost on Scrumbag, or the good people who comment here that Butler and Moore are spiraling out of control on the BBC. Moore is getting so angry I actually fear he might die before the end of the tournament. Especially if the French manage to win […]
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Is Warren Gatland the new Maggie Thatcher?
March 3rd, 2008 · No Comments
Lee Coan wrote this article. If it’s one thing you can guarantee in Welsh rugby, it’s the hacks at the “Wales on Sunday” newspaper will come up with some barking stories about their nations egg chasery.
This week has been no exception - they’ve claimed Warren Gatland is the new Maggie Thatcher. Utterly barking, but […]
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